standing tall and proud in the middle of the road, bert felt like a king. now he completely understood why he'd wanted to be a lollipop lady; this was the life. he crossed the road to help a small group of children, one that caught his eye looked about 5 and wore a scarlet red coat. bert decided to strike up a conversation as she looked interesting.
'do you believe the experimentation's on the movement on subatomic particles is going anywhere?' the girl looked down towards him, he lip turned up like a sluts skirt, and a tiny drop of saliva wound its way out of her mouth. the girl giggled, then ran off muttering 'subatomic particleys' to herself as she went.
bert stared in horror as the saliva droplet fell towards him. it landed right on his beautiful wart. he heard a scream burst out of his small banana mouth, and his eyes darted round in horror. the saliva was burning, burning away at his precious wart. then suddenly the pain was all over, the flames in his mouth were gone, and bert felt fine. relieved, he glanced down towards the floor. to his horror, he saw on the tarmac the little red ribbon that he had tied this morning, and lying next to it was BERT'S WART. bert could not believe his yellow eyes, his beautiful amazing stunning wart had been ripped away from him. he clasped his hands to his face and sure enough it was gone. oceans rippled down his yellow skin, and his little heart cracked.
he tore off his prized yellow luminous coat and run off back towards his house, tears falling everywhere, leaving rivers behind him. bert turned up the main road towards his house. a beastly shadow rose above him like a wave, and bert could only look in horror as this horrific monster tore towards him. the tires of the smartcar approached at a speend of nearly 15 miles per hour, and hit bert straight on. he collapsed backwards in a pile of banana mush and banana milkshake. the smart car drove away carefree.
i just watched big bang theory, sheldon is so funny. in a weird way. i can imagine knowing someone like him, it would annoy the shit out of me.
okay i know i was supposed to write loads of crap but that story really took it out of me, sorry katherine! x
Monday, 15 February 2010
this is for katherine.
there was once a banana. his name was bert mestropolis, and he was laying in bed one day after a long nights sleep, when he began contemplating to himself about the wart on his chinn. he'd never really thought about it before, it had been there ever since he'd grown on the banana tree. he got out of bed and gazed into the mirror. the wart looked as it did normally, but today was different. today bert was finding it very attractive. he couldn't believe he'd never noticed it before, how god had blessed him! excited by the concepts having such a beautiful wart had opened up to him, he quickly got dressed into his peel, and tied a small red bow around the wart. bert took a final moment to admire himself in the mirrow, then walked out of the room and left for work.
bert had spent many of his years working his way up through jobs, he'd gained many promotions, and had eventually find himself exactly where he wanted to be. he put on his bright yellow coat, and stepped out into the middle of the road holding his sign with pride, a gold medal to all his hard work.
TBC WHEN I'VE EATEN AND WATCHED A BIT OF I.T CROWD.
bert had spent many of his years working his way up through jobs, he'd gained many promotions, and had eventually find himself exactly where he wanted to be. he put on his bright yellow coat, and stepped out into the middle of the road holding his sign with pride, a gold medal to all his hard work.
TBC WHEN I'VE EATEN AND WATCHED A BIT OF I.T CROWD.
Sunday, 14 February 2010
its not perfect but it'll do
my mum said yes to town tomorrow :DDDD which means i can try and get a few new clothes which im happy happy happy about. i need some leggings, but not jeggings because they are yucky, and some boots. and a school jumper, buts thats not as interesting.
i cant wait for summer either, can wear nice clothes + wear my new bike stuff ;D woop!
anyway, i think everythings sortedish again. im not so confused now. i still dont know what i want, but i think im completely over it all. i still miss the butterfly feeling and the niceness of having someone, but you in general im over. im glad that we're talking again because i dont like hating people. its not a nice feeling, makes you feel horrid. anyways, i have a roast to eat. im not even hungry, but i couldnt say no because that would be mean, so ima have to eat it and just leave some. then tomorrow morn i will sneak it dowwnstairs, and no-one will know! 8) im so smart.
nightynights!
i cant wait for summer either, can wear nice clothes + wear my new bike stuff ;D woop!
anyway, i think everythings sortedish again. im not so confused now. i still dont know what i want, but i think im completely over it all. i still miss the butterfly feeling and the niceness of having someone, but you in general im over. im glad that we're talking again because i dont like hating people. its not a nice feeling, makes you feel horrid. anyways, i have a roast to eat. im not even hungry, but i couldnt say no because that would be mean, so ima have to eat it and just leave some. then tomorrow morn i will sneak it dowwnstairs, and no-one will know! 8) im so smart.
nightynights!
Saturday, 13 February 2010
im getting into these again
Song that always makes you sad : cold as you - taylor swift
chasing cars - snow patrol
Last thing you bought : katarinas birthday present ;D / i chipped in with matt for my burger king lunch :D goodtimes
Last person you argued with : dunno, i more 'debate' ;D
Do you put butter before putting the jelly on: i have JAM. but not in sandwiches
One of your nicknames as a kid : zozo ¬.¬
Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd : ew, no. :L
Favorite day of the week : friday. because you're in a good mood all day cos it's close to saturday/weekend {:
Favorite Sundae topping : erm, chocolate + marshmallows ;D or toffee, nomnom!
Did you take Piano lessons : nope, im a failure at instruments
Most frequent song played : if today was your last day - nickelback , 82 plays D:
TV show you secretly enjoy : erm, come dine with me? but everyone secretly watches that xD
Would you rather play basketball or hockey : basketball, more fun
Date someone older or younger : older
One place you could travel right now : id like to have joined jack in austria please!
Do you use umbrellas: if its raining
Do you know all the words to your national anthem : jesus no :L
Favorite Cheese : double gloucester? or any melted cheese, yumyum!
Disturbed or My Chemical Romance : neither lol
Blondes or Brunettes : depends who it is, i wouldnt really care
Best job you ever had : working in the indian lol, they gave me yummy food (L)
Did you go to your high school prom : never had one
Perfect time to wake up : on a weekend, like 9ish? on school, 7.11 exactly, yupp, precise
Perfect time to go to bed : 10.30?
Do you use your queen right away in chess : you cant unless you move the pawn first STUPID. however, sometimes i do use the queen near the start. depends who im playing with.
Ever been in a car accident : no, and dont plan to thanks
Closer to mom or dad...or neither: mUm. and dad. idk really, i like oth of them
What do you call your sweetheart lovingly : i don't. i don't have a 'sweetheart' anymore
What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager : 80's, sounds like funtimes
Favorite shoes you have EVER owned : my powerpuff girl trainers, they lit up when i stomped. those were the days!
Were you ever in a school talent show : i've been in a few at meopham, and i was in the plays at my primary school
Have you ever written in a library book : probably, at some point
Favorite fruit strawberries or raspberries: raspberries
Have you watched sex and the city : no. the movie bored me lol.
Baseball hat or toque : baseball hat.
Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap : shampoo.
Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste : wet, not right otherwise
Pen or pencil: pencil, you can draw with pencils as well as write
Have you ever gambled at a casino : on the 2p machines ;D and i lost everything :'(
Have you thrown up on a plane : no
Have you thrown up in a car : no
Have you thrown up at work : oh yes :') yumyumyum
Do you scream on roller coasters : its not fun if you dont scream!
Who was your first prom date : don't do proms
Who was your first roommate : erm, my cat?
What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time: red wine i believe
What was your first job : paperround .
What was your first car : never owned a car :(((
When did you first go to a funeral: my grandads :(
How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown: never moved, lol
Who was your first grade teacher: the one before miss gingell, i cant remember her name lol
When did you sneak out of your house for the first time : i dont think i ever have lol
Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them : rosie, and yes i am :D
Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent : i live with my parents. im that cool 8)
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day : fred.
Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman : never been a bridesmaid :'(
What is the first thing you do in the morning : pee. :D
What was the first concert you attended : i never have :O apart from yogs
First tattoo or piercing : none, god im such a failure!
Where did you go on your first airplane ride : never! apart from that time i drove a helicopter
First celebrity crush : i believe it was the cute one from busted (L)
chasing cars - snow patrol
Last thing you bought : katarinas birthday present ;D / i chipped in with matt for my burger king lunch :D goodtimes
Last person you argued with : dunno, i more 'debate' ;D
Do you put butter before putting the jelly on: i have JAM. but not in sandwiches
One of your nicknames as a kid : zozo ¬.¬
Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd : ew, no. :L
Favorite day of the week : friday. because you're in a good mood all day cos it's close to saturday/weekend {:
Favorite Sundae topping : erm, chocolate + marshmallows ;D or toffee, nomnom!
Did you take Piano lessons : nope, im a failure at instruments
Most frequent song played : if today was your last day - nickelback , 82 plays D:
TV show you secretly enjoy : erm, come dine with me? but everyone secretly watches that xD
Would you rather play basketball or hockey : basketball, more fun
Date someone older or younger : older
One place you could travel right now : id like to have joined jack in austria please!
Do you use umbrellas: if its raining
Do you know all the words to your national anthem : jesus no :L
Favorite Cheese : double gloucester? or any melted cheese, yumyum!
Disturbed or My Chemical Romance : neither lol
Blondes or Brunettes : depends who it is, i wouldnt really care
Best job you ever had : working in the indian lol, they gave me yummy food (L)
Did you go to your high school prom : never had one
Perfect time to wake up : on a weekend, like 9ish? on school, 7.11 exactly, yupp, precise
Perfect time to go to bed : 10.30?
Do you use your queen right away in chess : you cant unless you move the pawn first STUPID. however, sometimes i do use the queen near the start. depends who im playing with.
Ever been in a car accident : no, and dont plan to thanks
Closer to mom or dad...or neither: mUm. and dad. idk really, i like oth of them
What do you call your sweetheart lovingly : i don't. i don't have a 'sweetheart' anymore
What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager : 80's, sounds like funtimes
Favorite shoes you have EVER owned : my powerpuff girl trainers, they lit up when i stomped. those were the days!
Were you ever in a school talent show : i've been in a few at meopham, and i was in the plays at my primary school
Have you ever written in a library book : probably, at some point
Favorite fruit strawberries or raspberries: raspberries
Have you watched sex and the city : no. the movie bored me lol.
Baseball hat or toque : baseball hat.
Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap : shampoo.
Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste : wet, not right otherwise
Pen or pencil: pencil, you can draw with pencils as well as write
Have you ever gambled at a casino : on the 2p machines ;D and i lost everything :'(
Have you thrown up on a plane : no
Have you thrown up in a car : no
Have you thrown up at work : oh yes :') yumyumyum
Do you scream on roller coasters : its not fun if you dont scream!
Who was your first prom date : don't do proms
Who was your first roommate : erm, my cat?
What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time: red wine i believe
What was your first job : paperround .
What was your first car : never owned a car :(((
When did you first go to a funeral: my grandads :(
How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown: never moved, lol
Who was your first grade teacher: the one before miss gingell, i cant remember her name lol
When did you sneak out of your house for the first time : i dont think i ever have lol
Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them : rosie, and yes i am :D
Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent : i live with my parents. im that cool 8)
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day : fred.
Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman : never been a bridesmaid :'(
What is the first thing you do in the morning : pee. :D
What was the first concert you attended : i never have :O apart from yogs
First tattoo or piercing : none, god im such a failure!
Where did you go on your first airplane ride : never! apart from that time i drove a helicopter
First celebrity crush : i believe it was the cute one from busted (L)
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