standing tall and proud in the middle of the road, bert felt like a king. now he completely understood why he'd wanted to be a lollipop lady; this was the life. he crossed the road to help a small group of children, one that caught his eye looked about 5 and wore a scarlet red coat. bert decided to strike up a conversation as she looked interesting.
'do you believe the experimentation's on the movement on subatomic particles is going anywhere?' the girl looked down towards him, he lip turned up like a sluts skirt, and a tiny drop of saliva wound its way out of her mouth. the girl giggled, then ran off muttering 'subatomic particleys' to herself as she went.
bert stared in horror as the saliva droplet fell towards him. it landed right on his beautiful wart. he heard a scream burst out of his small banana mouth, and his eyes darted round in horror. the saliva was burning, burning away at his precious wart. then suddenly the pain was all over, the flames in his mouth were gone, and bert felt fine. relieved, he glanced down towards the floor. to his horror, he saw on the tarmac the little red ribbon that he had tied this morning, and lying next to it was BERT'S WART. bert could not believe his yellow eyes, his beautiful amazing stunning wart had been ripped away from him. he clasped his hands to his face and sure enough it was gone. oceans rippled down his yellow skin, and his little heart cracked.
he tore off his prized yellow luminous coat and run off back towards his house, tears falling everywhere, leaving rivers behind him. bert turned up the main road towards his house. a beastly shadow rose above him like a wave, and bert could only look in horror as this horrific monster tore towards him. the tires of the smartcar approached at a speend of nearly 15 miles per hour, and hit bert straight on. he collapsed backwards in a pile of banana mush and banana milkshake. the smart car drove away carefree.
i just watched big bang theory, sheldon is so funny. in a weird way. i can imagine knowing someone like him, it would annoy the shit out of me.
okay i know i was supposed to write loads of crap but that story really took it out of me, sorry katherine! x
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