there was once a banana. his name was bert mestropolis, and he was laying in bed one day after a long nights sleep, when he began contemplating to himself about the wart on his chinn. he'd never really thought about it before, it had been there ever since he'd grown on the banana tree. he got out of bed and gazed into the mirror. the wart looked as it did normally, but today was different. today bert was finding it very attractive. he couldn't believe he'd never noticed it before, how god had blessed him! excited by the concepts having such a beautiful wart had opened up to him, he quickly got dressed into his peel, and tied a small red bow around the wart. bert took a final moment to admire himself in the mirrow, then walked out of the room and left for work.
bert had spent many of his years working his way up through jobs, he'd gained many promotions, and had eventually find himself exactly where he wanted to be. he put on his bright yellow coat, and stepped out into the middle of the road holding his sign with pride, a gold medal to all his hard work.
TBC WHEN I'VE EATEN AND WATCHED A BIT OF I.T CROWD.
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